Did you know that you can buy a single not desperate mug? I think it is a Jamie Oliver thing. Odd when he has droves of children and is happily married. You can buy it from Amazon if you feel you must have one!
A blokes guide to being single not desperate. Have a look at this. When you have fiished studying it you could go to http://www.singlenotdesperate.com/ to put ideas into practice!
Ever heard of a bridal boot camp? Me neither. Apparently this is a new trend to get brides in shape for the big day. Can't one just cut out the chips and chocolate, seems much less effort. You could find someone who gets things in proportion so to speak at singlenotdesperate.com