Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Chat up lines
Here are a few I found that might be useful in an emergency!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
Lick your finger-touch your choosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help you out of those wet clothes?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".
YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE YOU COULD RUN CADBURYS OUT OF BUSINESS
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
Oh Dear.........desperation has crept in!