Wednesday, 11 May 2011
Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Here are a few I found that might be useful in an emergency!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
Lick your finger-touch your choosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help you out of those wet clothes?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".
YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE YOU COULD RUN CADBURYS OUT OF BUSINESS
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
Oh Dear.........desperation has crept in!
Sunday, 1 May 2011
The Royal Wedding definately makes you proud to be British. I can't think of another country where this type of occasion would be watched by over 2 billion people. Cool Britannia is on the rise again.
Most women on dating sites wait to be contacted, but men would love them to take the initiative. So ladies, make your choice and get your love life under control - you make the choices and get what you want! You may be pleasently surprised...